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I was the inspiration behind Blue Steel.

Socialising down the park, sniffing new bums, shaking hands, accepting bribes

Being ignored (not that it's ever happened to me...i've just heard that it's uncool).

Singing, dancing (particulary tap), applying texturising hair products.

Whatever the humans are eating, I demand NOW!

Answering my pee-mail, putting balls in the toilet, jumping in the bath, teasing the neighbourhood's ugly dogs, whinging.

I am a purebred miniture poodle. While some may call me gay, I am simply metrosexual, it's not my fault I was born so good looking. While I will associate with 'bitzers' when neccessary, I really only consider other purebreds as equals to myself. Hey, don't hate me 'cause you aint me!

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